Monday, July 15, 2013

London Stand Up And Sketch Comedy: 14-20 July

Alex Horne, at Battersea Arts Centre on Tuesday

Alex Horne, at Battersea Arts Centre on Tuesday

Where to find funny this week

Sunday 14 July

There?s comical variety at Spectacular Spectrum of Now at Netil House in Hackney. Get sketch comedy from The Real MacGuffins, character comedy from Gabby Best and comedy songs from Fortuna Burke (7.30pm, ?6 / ?5).

Monday 15 July

Tony Law previews his new Edinburgh show, Nonsense Overdrive, at the Good Ship in Kilburn (8pm, ?4 / ?5).

Tuesday 16 July

It?s lies, we tell you, all lies. Except this bit: Alex Horne is at the Battersea Arts Centre previewing his new show Lies. May or may not contain panda (8pm, ?10 / ?8).

Wednesday 17 July

Mark Thomas wants to tell you all about 100 minor acts of dissent, or maybe there?ll just be 95 as this is an Edinburgh preview. Head to the Canada Water Culture Space (7.30pm, ?10 / ?8).

Thursday 18 July

Another Edinburgh preview, because that?s mainly what London?s comedy scene is right now: this time it?s Richard Herring, putting the final touches to We?re All Going To Die (cheery) at the Lost Theatre in Wandsworth (7pm, ?11.25 / ?9).

Friday 19 July

Preview double bill at the Pleasance: Grainne Maguire is sad there?s no election this year, so she?s decided to re-create the experience for her new Edinburgh show. (Note: if Kate Middleton gives birth in the next couple of days, the video we?ve chosen may suddenly get a bit more controversial.) Less themed, but probably more self-loathing, stand up from Tom Craine who you may be more familiar with from sketch trio Jigsaw. Also very funny solo (7.30pm, ?10).

Saturday 20 July

The perma-sold out Pun Run has had a baby: Pun-Size has new comedians and Pun Run faves trying out new pun-based gags at the Camden Head. Reserve your place in advance for a ?2, or ?5 on the door (8pm).

Tip us off to friendly, intelligent, alternative comedy around town tips@londonist.com, read our?guide to watching live comedy in London?and our?top 10 themed comedy nights.

Source: http://londonist.com/2013/07/london-stand-up-and-sketch-comedy-14-20-july.php

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Saturday, July 13, 2013

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Royal Baby Watch: Buzz Builds Outside Maternity Wing, But No Birth Yet

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Underwater forest? 'Enchanted forest' provides tantalizing hints to past climate.

Underwater forest:?An underwater forest discovered in the Gulf of Mexico contains trees that lived for hundreds or maybe thousands of years, and died over 50,000 years ago.

By Liz Fuller-Wright,?Correspondent / July 9, 2013

Fish swim through an ancient forest found 60 feet underwater about 10 miles offshore from Mobile, Ala., in this photo from last August. The underwater forest was apparently buried under a thick layer of sand for eons until it was uncovered by giant waves during Hurricane Katrina.

Ben Raines/AL.com/AP

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Sixty feet underwater, ten miles from shore, divers discovered an underwater forest of cypress trees that had been buried for tens of thousands of years.

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While most of the once-majestic trees are gone, sonar data has found between 50 and 100 stumps, as well as an unknown number of logs. The trees are closely related to the modern-day Bald Cypress, says Grant Harley, a tree ring expert at the University of Southern Mississippi. "The growth rings look just like the Bald Cypress growth rings I've looked at hundreds of times," he says.

And there were a lot of growth rings, so close together that Dr. Harley had to use a high-powered microscope to count them. In a sample the size of a coffee cup, he says, he found 424 years of growth rings. Considering that the larger tree stumps were upwards of six feet in diameter, these trees could easily be thousands of years old. "That's much, much older than Bald Cypress growing today," Harley notes. "It's more comparable to redwoods."

The forest itself has been dead at least 50,000 years, say scientists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory in California who dated samples from the trees by looking for carbon-14, a radioactive isotope that is found in every living organism but that steadily decays after the organism dies. The scientists had expected to find that the trees were about 12,000 years old ? the age of the last big ice age, when sea levels were low ? so they were surprised to find that the trees had no carbon-14 at all, which puts them older than 50,000 years.

Another surprise: the wood still seemed fresh. Ben Raines, one of the first scuba divers to explore the site, tweeted a picture showing the sap-rich wood.

?It is a little darker in color than a piece of modern cypress, but if I didn?t tell you that it was over 50,000 years old, you wouldn?t know it,? paleoclimatologist Kristina DeLong, the Louisiana State University research scientist who prepared the samples for carbon dating, told AL.com. ?When I cut into them, they smelled just like you were cutting into a cypress tree.?

As he explored the site, Mr. Raines noticed that the outer edges of the trees are becoming softened and pockmarked ? what Harley describes as "punky and friable" ? but the inner wood is still hard enough to blunt a knife.

To be so well preserved, the forest must have been completely buried by seafloor sediments, say geologists. A thick enough layer of mud or clay could create an airtight seal that prevented decomposition, until hurricane Katrina's churning waves washed the trees bare.

?It certainly makes sense that these were preserved under anaerobic conditions,? Berry H. "Nick" Tew, the state geologist of Alabama, told Raines.?

Harley agrees. "Now that they're in an aerobic environment," he warns, "I don't think we have too much longer." He estimates the forest has only a few years before the trees completely decompose. "Oxygen's attacking it, marine boring organisms are attacking it."

How the underwater forest was discovered

As the story goes, a fisherman went out to sea shortly after hurricane Katrina scoured the Gulf Coast. He found an unusual run of red snapper, and after fishing it for several days, he asked a scuba-diving friend to check out what could be causing the usually flat and boring sea floor to teem with life. "It's a forest," the diver reported. Dozens of cypress trees and stumps, reaching as far as he could explore.

Source: http://rss.csmonitor.com/~r/feeds/science/~3/FcxM31kpnJ4/Underwater-forest-Enchanted-forest-provides-tantalizing-hints-to-past-climate

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Friday, July 12, 2013

Video: Sully's Take on Bernanke

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Outsourcing Special Purpose Uniforms To China ... - Business Insider

There?s an important under reported initiative called the?Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP). The TPP is an international free trade agreement currently being negotiated between the US, Canada, Mexico, Chile, Peru, Australia, New Zealand, Brunei Darussalam, Singapore, Malaysia, and Vietnam. When the agreement is finalized it lets members export their product with lower fees, and essentially reduces large barriers to entry within member countries.

SOFREP recently read a report conducted by the National Council of Textile Organizations (NCTO) that points out the US textile industry concerns over approval of the TPP, and the possibility of a congressional push to eliminate the Berry Amendment altogether.

Berry Amendment?Excerpt

As of November 16, 2006, the law (Berry Amendment) restricts any funding appropriated or otherwise available to DoD from being used to buy the following end items, components, or materials unless they are wholly of US origin: An article or item of food; clothing; tents, tarpaulins, or covers; cotton and other natural fiber products; woven silk or woven silk blends; spun silk yarn for cartridge cloth; synthetic fabric or coated synthetic fabric (including all textile fibers and yarns that are for use in such fabrics); canvas products, or wool (whether in the form of fiber or yarn or contained in fabrics, materials, or manufactured articles)

-From the US Defense Procurement & Acquisition Policy website

The textile industry is very concerned that the TPP will specifically allow a backdoor for Vietnam (a TPP member country) to buy Chinese textiles and sell or integrate them as their own under the TPP.

Vietnam Textile Industry Snap Shot

  • Employs 2.5 million workers, 10% of Vietnam?s industrial workforce
  • World?s Eight Largest Garment Exporter ? $16 billion
  • Imported $10 billion in textile inputs, largest amount was fabric from China
  • 2nd Largest Apparel Exporter to the U.S. ? $7.6 billion (2012)

-Courtesy of the NCTO

An NCTO study estimates that more than half a million U.S. jobs are at risk if Vietnam sources textiles from China and sells on the U.S. market. The U.S. textile industry also has concerns that Senator McCain may push to eliminate the Berry Amendment altogether.?McCain has long been an outspoken opponent of the ?Buy American? requirement in past stimulus bills.

In a rare on-the-record vote on a contentious trade-related issue, the Senate defeated a provision sponsored by Sen. John McCain that would have stripped the ?Buy American? requirement from the Stimulus Bill. -From Manufacturing and Technology News

While I tend to side with economist?Milton Freidman?when it comes to free-market economics, there is a place for ?Made in the USA? where national security is concerned. We also cannot ignore that Chinese manufacturing has surpassed American capability on many levels (iPhone anyone?), but there?s a huge difference in U.S. ethics when it comes to delivery, and reliability. I?ve personally seen this on a small scale when sourcing soft goods from China. You don?t always get what you agreed to pay for.

A big concern is that the Chinese have historically had no issues about knocking off?drugs?or any other patented products. And if Vietnam is quietly sourcing Chinese materials, then there?s no consequences to the Chinese supplier. What?s to stop China from selling a bad batch of fire resistant (FR) material into the market? ?This could ultimately put American Aviators and Special Operations troops at risk.

It comes down to trust. Do we trust the?Chinese?to deliver quality textiles to the same level and standard that current US textile providers deliver them? The answer is no.

Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/outsourcing-special-purpose-uniforms-to-china-is-a-terrible-idea-2013-7

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